Wonkavator Lyrics

XV

• [Intro]
• [Willy Wonka:] It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...
• [Charlie Bucket:] And frontways?
• [W:] ...and squareways, and front ways, and any other ways that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Go ahead, Charlie
• [C:] Me?
• [W:] Here it goes! Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen
• Faster, faster... faster, faster...
• [Hook x2]
• (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...)
• (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...)
• (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...)
• (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...)
• In-in my wonkavator, in-in-in my wonkavator
• Damn, why you gotta be so bad?
• Yeah, I know just what she gon' ask:
• Vizzy
• how many ways can we go?
• Up, up, down, down, left, right, cheat code
• Never know where I landed
• If it was Neptune, I didn't plan it
• Man, I guess it's ambidextrous
• Cause I dealt with what I got handed
• I didn't care cause I wanted it all
• Never sold base but I wanted to ball
• And I just wanted it (Faster, faster...)
• So I chased it (Faster, faster...)
• I brought a little trap in all of these nerds
• Put a little black in all of these 'burbs
• Green backpacks on all of these backs
• Cause all of my raps is kind of absurd, word?
• bars, no prison
• Coming off the lot with a car, no ribbon
• Pin-up models is all I'm pinning
• L7 niggas, aren't we winning?
• Prove that I aren't, and I'll move to the part
• Of the city where niggas who lose go
• I don't lose, though
• Catch a dub like Nick, get an A on the track, I'm fool's gold
• Got new clothes to be dressed in
• New girls in my section
• Ask where I'm going, I never am knowing
• I'm going in all directions, like...
• [Steve Butabi:] And I was like, Emilio!
• Wait-wait-wait, hold the share
• How the coldest spare get a hold of the only
• golden ticket
• In the middle of a city where they hold and stick you
• And the hoes only pose and they going for pictures
• Flash, flash, with the kodak
• Yeah, clap clap from the po' gat
• Now, if you don't duck then it go black
• Everybody 'round hear the sound, they get low fast
• the scene wilder than Gene Wilder
• Like Johnny Depp, they gon' ruin it
• And them females, they ain't even fly
• But they want it all, like that Veruca bitch
• And I'm moving in for the kill
• My ex is loving me still
• I don't fuck with it, cause there's other fish
• That don't swim with blood in they gills
• And I got women that are stronger than it feels
• They pop birth control and they vitamins
• And then Plan B like they vicodins
• And them mollies just cause they like the shit
• see the candy man
• For the percocet and that ativan
• They at rock bottom, dropping top dollar
• For the gobstoppers that'll have to last
• And I have to laugh
• When I'm looking at a motherfucker that I know I used to go to school with
• And they acting like we best friends and I never been cool and I never even knew him
• They mad, they picking out ties
• That'll never even have to tie my own loops in
• And I'm 'bout to hit the top floor, looking down
• On y'all, that's what my view is
• (sounds of TV static)
• [Peter Gibbons:] What would you do if you had a million dollars?
• [Lawrence:] I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man
• (sounds of TV static)
• [Michelle Tanner:] You got it, dude