Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up? Lyrics

Christina Aguilera

• May I have your attention please?
• May I have your attention please?
• Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up?
• I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up?
• We're gonna have a problem here.
• You all act like you never heard a white person before.
• His rhymes are a bore, punk kid trying to be hard core ( Yo! What's up??)
• The mushroom mouth is back worse than before.(???)
• Making us snore, whining in the microphone ( Baby crying)
• It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're a fool.
• You didn't pay money for this CD did you?
• And Dr. Dre (laugh) did everything you idiot, without Dre's defense you're as good as dead.
• The world's had enough of Eminem ( Jiggy jiggy)
• Even his girlfriend's cheatin on him.
• Look at him, walking around living off Dre, acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak though.
• Little twit blasts me on his new cd
• Why? Cause I turned him down for a date (hee hee)
• As for the question of who came first, was it Carson daly or was it Fred Durst?
• I'm sorry Slim, but this is gonna hurt. They both came closer than you ever will, jerk.
• Your song is on my nerves, your song is on my nerves.
• You're kinda lucky cause you got more fame than you deserve.
• That is the message that I deliver to little kids
• You can become famous and never know what talent is.
• Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do.
• You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on " Silver Spoons"
• You aint nothin but a product, packaged to be bought up.
• You know a year from now you won't be thought of.
• So you write about dead animals and cannibals
• And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals. ( boy howls)
• And there's a million women just like me, that think like me, that all can see that
• Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
• So if you agree, scream loudly with me!!
• You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady
• You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating.
• So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?
• You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady.
• You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite itrritating,.
• So won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up